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Post by demonchild on Mar 21, 2006 9:34:08 GMT -5
once upon a time there was a little girl who was 2 years old. she was the most powerful person ever and everyone knew her name but no one knew what she looked like. one day her picture appeared in the newspaper with her name underneath........
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 21, 2006 9:35:08 GMT -5
She said "******* hell, what have I done? This is ****!!"
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Post by demonchild on Mar 21, 2006 9:37:54 GMT -5
then she began to wonder if she would get the 5 billion pounds reward if she tuned herself in but then....
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Post by ilovedanipedrosa on Mar 21, 2006 9:38:38 GMT -5
there was a knock at the door and what she saw was her old time flame....
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 21, 2006 9:39:32 GMT -5
His name was Ross and he asked if he could bonk me and I said yeah...
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 10:54:34 GMT -5
but he said "sorry i was talking to your new bofriend, im actually gay."
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 22, 2006 10:55:36 GMT -5
Ross isn't gay. I bonked him last nite. It was great and I want more.
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 10:56:08 GMT -5
that was just because he mistook you for a man  |
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 22, 2006 10:57:27 GMT -5
That's ******* harsh! He didn't mistake me for a man. Just cos you do and you want him.
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 10:58:03 GMT -5
yeah, sexy ross is all mine
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 10:58:58 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 22, 2006 10:59:11 GMT -5
No. He's mine. I'm leaving now so I can bonk him again. Bye.
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 11:00:09 GMT -5
she really is dillusional all
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 22, 2006 11:08:46 GMT -5
The girl still wanted her 5 billion pounds, so she decided to stand on the highway to see if anyone wanted some of her manly charm. (gay love)
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Post by shirei on Mar 22, 2006 11:31:50 GMT -5
as she was walking along she met ricky wilson. "hi ricky!" she exclaimed at the meeting of one of her musical idols, "would you like to come home with me?"; "not right now," he said "I'm looking for ross mallard, he left his hand bag in my bedroom last friday." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH." screamed the girl "not you too!" and ran wailing away from him but as she wiped the tears out of her eyes she was hit by a radioactive bus and it imbued he with superpowers instead of hideously mauling her (we dont want her any more hideous do we?). And now as supergenderconfused girl she decided to take her 5 million by force. so she decended on the city bank to smash oven the vault with her art rock fringe. As she soared down she saw a sole figure standing in front of the bank and he stared up at her through his center parted curtians, she dived at him and tried to claw at his eyes only to find her hands had been removed by a razor sharp samurai spoon. As she writhed on the floor in pain she looked up at the figure of the mighty lucas, "why did it turn out this way?" she asked as the stumps of her arms puled blood on to the paving stones "you went to the other side," he replied "it should have been me and not ross. The fact that he was gay was just a coincidence, i truely loved you and now youve become a gender confused evil doer. I cant live with that." and he did smite her, then he smote ross for the crack and was awarded 5 billion pounds and the counthood of redcar. The end (based on a true story)
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