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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 29, 2006 7:01:27 GMT -5
And it wasn't his writing.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 29, 2006 8:30:17 GMT -5
It was actually the evil count lucas's writing, he wanted the girl to get rid of her obsees
The writing was from a person named by the staffinator! She wanted to bring kindness and happiness to staffies all over the world! She had heard of the obsession with the girl and ross millard so she went straight over to Ross's house and wrote the note.
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 29, 2006 8:30:55 GMT -5
But she couldn't so she decided to fly to Jamaica to be with Ross.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 29, 2006 8:46:40 GMT -5
The staffinator did not want this so she let her staffies loose to attack her but they jumped up and licked her face. So the staffinator gave up and decided to retire.
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 29, 2006 8:47:31 GMT -5
Ross thought the staffinator was a bitch so he decided to go back out with me.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 29, 2006 8:59:02 GMT -5
The staffinator recieved a letter from a really groovy judge who liked listening to 70's music. The letter informed her that she had broken the copyright laws because of her bad use of the name 'the terminator' so she had to go to court and battle it out with Arnie. And in court they actually had a battle! While the groovy judge had My generation playing in the background while stunned c-listers looked extra shocked to get photos taken of them so they could get money and become a better and more famous c-lister. It was c-list riot! But eventually they came to an agreement, if the staffinator wasn't part of anyones life, such as count de lucas's, the powerful girl, all the members of the futureheads and anyone in the court apart from the groovy judge as they wanted to get a little jiggy
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 29, 2006 8:59:49 GMT -5
And me and Ross did start to get it on.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 29, 2006 9:07:49 GMT -5
While the girl was with Ross she kept seeing flashbacks of one of her days at school. This flashback showed her with a pair of scissors and she kept flinging them towards people sat at the same table as her. The stern terrifying look on the teacher sent shivers down peoples spines. She took the scissors away from the girl and looked crazed like the girl was' The girl found this flashback disturbing and wanted it to stop so she sent ross home.
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 29, 2006 9:08:57 GMT -5
But she didn't want him to go alone. So she went with him.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 30, 2006 4:03:12 GMT -5
She was wondering why she got a flashback from something that happened at school, and how it should of been a flashback with her and Ross! So she decided to look through the yelloe pages, there was a big advert advertising and flashbackinator. She had already had enough of the staffinator taking the mickey out of the terminator but she decided to give the flashbackinator a try, for now.
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Post by staffygirl on Mar 30, 2006 5:42:00 GMT -5
When the flashbackinator arrived she was wearing a big blue turban and seemed to have a funny looking hairy chin. She was wearing a multicoloured sari with dangly gold earrings. She swayed from side to side as she entered through the door. Then she entered the living room and saw that it was a pig sty so she decided to set up in the garden. She got out a crystal ball ontop of a silk tablecloth which was placed on a high woodentable with rickety legs just like the flashbackinator's. She then told the girl to hold out her hands so that she could look at her palms. The girl asked what this was to do with flashbacks and the flashbackinator said. 'What do you mean flashbacks? I'm strictly a fortune teller! So I'll tell you about your fortune you little idiot. What are you 2? Maybe 2 and half? So stop complaining!' As the flashbackina sorry, the fortune teller looked into her crystal ball and gazed at the cloud of smoke inside the ball of glas, she informed her that there was going to be good and bad in her life. She said incidents involving a samurai spoon will come to her in the near future. The girl then informed the fortune teller that she had a dream about having her hands cut off by a samurai spoon. She thought the dream was very disturbing so she was more aware of everything around her, especially samurai spoons. The fortune teller then told her that the good news was a hero who had featured on never mind the buzzcocks was going to rescue her from the evil count lucas de redcar and his samurai spoons. The girl knew who that hero was and had also dreamed about this certain someone to rescue her and now it is going to come true! So she said bye to the fortune teller, but the fortune teller refused to stop gazing into her crystal ball, so she used her powers which she had never used before to pick up the fortune teller and throw her over the garden fence. When the fortune teller managed to climb back over the fence she told the girl she realises when she is not wanted but there was something important she had to tell her! But the girl refused to listen so she went to get her purse to pay her but realised she was broke so she got out a voodoo chopstick and told her that she must leave or she will get frisky with the chopstick and cast voodoo on her! So the fortune teller ran through the fence and ran down the street sscreaming 'I don't want to become a chopstick!' The fortune teller was then just a speck in the background as everyone cheered to see the back of the hairy chinned fortune teller
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Post by littlemissmillard on Mar 30, 2006 6:22:38 GMT -5
When the hero from Never Mind the Buzzcocks knocked at her door he took the girl in his arms and comforted her. She knew that she wanted Ross but she wanted Ryan/Ricky as well. She was confused and scared.
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Post by staffygirl on Apr 4, 2006 7:35:13 GMT -5
The girl was sweating buckets! Literally! From excitement and confusion. She was in a daze so she phoned up and asked for another churned up manufactured copyrighting charcter. This one was the dazeinator!
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Post by littlemissmillard on Apr 4, 2006 7:36:47 GMT -5
she wanted to kill someone so she could get ross back
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Post by staffygirl on Apr 4, 2006 7:40:31 GMT -5
So that someone was going to be a dazeinator!
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