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Post by littlemissmillard on Aug 14, 2007 8:36:26 GMT -5
Subject: Air Superiority
Priority: !CRITICAL!
Reports from a recent reconnaissance mission into the central third of the United States has revealed that The Hives are receiving 0% of the total radio air-play time in that part of the country. Numerous relevant radio stations have been monitored in Chicago, Minneapolis and other cities resulting in zero Hives songs being played during the last 2 weeks. One radio station announced The Hives' concert as follows: "That was Maroon 5...You can catch them live at the Xcel Energy Center on October first, along with Sara Bareilles." There was no mention of The Hives in the concert announcement.
After infiltrating the local population, it was discovered that 3 out of 10 potential Hives fans have heard of The Hives. However, 2 of those 3 could not name a Hives song and thought they were British. After a minimal time of subjecting them to sounds from The Hives, it is believed that all of them can now name a Hives song.
RECOMMENDATIONS: Numerous and frequent radio requests for Hives songs from radio stations in multiple cities across the United States.
How thick can you get?
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